A religious visit
A nicely dressed man rang on my bell
he told me about Jesus (about heaven and hell)
He really was a magnificent fella
we started singing gospels (acapella)
After a while he asked me to come along
to preach the gospel (so i brought my bong)
I told him how to use it to smoke
(this guy was such a splendid bloke)
Later that evening we met Marley
with Jesus (riding on the back of a Harley)
This was the best night of my life
(but it ended quickly by Judas knife)