Spam Christ the Scam
Hello the Internet
I don’t need a penis enlargement
I’m Jesus
I have what I gave myself
and I gave myself enough
Hello the Internet
I don’t need better luck with the ladies
I’m Jesus
I had Mary Magdalene
and I have one billion potential Kristi bruds.
Hello the Internet
I do would like that breast enlargement
I’m Jesus
I was stupid and gave myself a monosex body
and I think everyone should have two or more breasts