{"id":656,"date":"2022-04-15T21:22:00","date_gmt":"2022-04-15T19:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=656"},"modified":"2022-04-20T21:30:41","modified_gmt":"2022-04-20T19:30:41","slug":"heta-fnasket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=656","title":{"rendered":"Heta fnasket"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Jesus br\u00e4ndes p\u00e5 ett b\u00e5l<br>fr\u00e5n f\u00f6tter upp till huvudsk\u00e5l<br>av m\u00e4rg och mags\u00e4ck blev det kol<br>f\u00f6r eld \u00e4r inget kristna t\u00e5l<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jesus framled under smisk<br>av tiotusen kattsvanspisk<br>ett f\u00f6r varje trollad fisk<br>som ruckat v\u00e5r kapitalisk<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jesus kuvades med gift<br>ur en brunn i V\u00e4xj\u00f6 stift<br>f\u00f6r att ha jobbat dubbla skift<br>p\u00e5 Golanh\u00f6jdens ankarlift<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jesus krossades med sten<br>blott flisor kvar av k\u00f6tt och ben<br>best\u00e5ende var Jesu men<br>men sj\u00e4len var f\u00f6r evigt ren<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jesus stupades i stock<br>till kristen, vitmetallisk rock<br>D\u00e4r h\u00f6ggs han utav skallen tjock<br>att matcha sin omskurna cock<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jesus avled av en st\u00f6t<br>i en stol med pannan bl\u00f6t<br>Eller var det en musk\u00f6t?<br>Som Pontius Pilatus sk\u00f6t?<br>Han sv\u00e4ltes av den mat som tr\u00f6t?<br>Gick under av den l\u00f6gn han gj\u00f6t?<br>\u00c4rtor och ett morrh\u00e5rsspr\u00f6t?<br>Han h\u00f6rde sist hur tigern r\u00f6t?<br>Allergisk mot en paran\u00f6t?<br>R\u00e5dbr\u00e5kades tills nacken br\u00f6t?<br>Uttr\u00e5kad av en sv\u00e4rmors tj\u00f6t?<br>Svampinfektion i Jesu f\u00f6t?<br>Ett fnask med gonorr\u00e9, men h\u00f6t?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus br\u00e4ndes p\u00e5 ett b\u00e5lfr\u00e5n f\u00f6tter upp till huvudsk\u00e5lav m\u00e4rg och mags\u00e4ck blev det kolf\u00f6r eld \u00e4r inget kristna t\u00e5l Jesus framled under smiskav tiotusen kattsvanspiskett f\u00f6r varje trollad fisksom ruckat v\u00e5r kapitalisk Jesus kuvades med giftur en brunn i V\u00e4xj\u00f6 stiftf\u00f6r att ha jobbat dubbla skiftp\u00e5 Golanh\u00f6jdens ankarlift Jesus krossades med stenblott flisor kvar [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130,5,28,10,103,173,105],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=656"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":657,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656\/revisions\/657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}