{"id":621,"date":"2020-12-08T20:48:34","date_gmt":"2020-12-08T19:48:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=621"},"modified":"2020-12-08T20:48:34","modified_gmt":"2020-12-08T19:48:34","slug":"lucias-har-inlagg-sponsrat-av-folksam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=621","title":{"rendered":"Lucias h\u00e5r (inl\u00e4gg sponsrat av Folksam)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Det brinner i Lucias h\u00e5r<br>Hon b\u00e4rs ut p\u00e5 lusseb\u00e5r<br>En stj\u00e4rngosse med sk\u00e4gg i bloss<br>dr\u00e4nks i nissens gl\u00f6ggtermos<br>Nu \u00e4r de goda r\u00e5den dyra<br>T\u00e4rnorna har b\u00f6rjat pyra<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jesus hade vett och sans<br>att t\u00e4nda ljus n\u00e5n annanstans<br>Sj\u00f6ng Lusse Lelle som en l\u00e4rk<br>med t\u00e5ligt impregnerad s\u00e4rk<br>Klokt fick Jesus sista ordet<br>Ljusen ska st\u00e5 kvar p\u00e5 bordet<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Staffan var en stalledr\u00e4ng<br>Lucia d\u00f6r i sjukhuss\u00e4ng<br>Han st\u00e5r med slangen p\u00e5 pin kiv<br>men r\u00e4ddar ej Lucias liv<br>Staffan vattnar bara f\u00e5lar<br>N\u00e4r Lucia pyr och skr\u00e5lar<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jesus gjorde vin till vatt<br>hela lussevakans natt<br>och pyromanens kondylom<br>motar han med polybrom<br>S\u00e5 stoppa lussens glans och f\u00e4gring:<br>Teckna dig en brandf\u00f6rs\u00e4kring<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Det brinner i Lucias h\u00e5rHon b\u00e4rs ut p\u00e5 lusseb\u00e5rEn stj\u00e4rngosse med sk\u00e4gg i blossdr\u00e4nks i nissens gl\u00f6ggtermosNu \u00e4r de goda r\u00e5den dyraT\u00e4rnorna har b\u00f6rjat pyra Jesus hade vett och sansatt t\u00e4nda ljus n\u00e5n annanstansSj\u00f6ng Lusse Lelle som en l\u00e4rkmed t\u00e5ligt impregnerad s\u00e4rkKlokt fick Jesus sista ordetLjusen ska st\u00e5 kvar p\u00e5 bordet Staffan var en stalledr\u00e4ngLucia [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[130,5,42,164],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=621"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":622,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621\/revisions\/622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}