{"id":584,"date":"2016-09-01T18:47:18","date_gmt":"2016-09-01T16:47:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=584"},"modified":"2016-09-01T18:47:18","modified_gmt":"2016-09-01T16:47:18","slug":"heligt-kiss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=584","title":{"rendered":"Heligt kiss"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jag vill kissa p\u00e5 n\u00e5got heligt<br \/>\nt\u00e4nkte han f\u00f6r sig sj\u00e4lv<br \/>\noch r\u00e4ttade till slipsen<br \/>\ndruckit en r\u00f6dvins\u00e4lv<\/p>\n<p>Men innan han kom fram<br \/>\ntill en ledig dopfunt<br \/>\ns\u00e5 b\u00f6rjade han skratta<br \/>\nvarf\u00f6r r\u00f6kte han en blunt?<\/p>\n<p>Utan kontinenskydd<br \/>\nblev Jesus en font\u00e4n<br \/>\nhans balans sattes ur spel<br \/>\noch bl\u00f6tte Guds dom\u00e4n<\/p>\n<p>Nu luktar hela kyrkan piss<br \/>\noch f\u00e4rgen den blev gul<br \/>\nJesu golden shower<br \/>\ndet \u00e4r ju ganska kul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jag vill kissa p\u00e5 n\u00e5got heligt t\u00e4nkte han f\u00f6r sig sj\u00e4lv och r\u00e4ttade till slipsen druckit en r\u00f6dvins\u00e4lv Men innan han kom fram till en ledig dopfunt s\u00e5 b\u00f6rjade han skratta varf\u00f6r r\u00f6kte han en blunt? Utan kontinenskydd blev Jesus en font\u00e4n hans balans sattes ur spel och bl\u00f6tte Guds dom\u00e4n Nu luktar hela kyrkan [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[48,35,145,18,5,146,28,73],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=584"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":585,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions\/585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}