{"id":581,"date":"2016-03-24T23:17:50","date_gmt":"2016-03-24T21:17:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=581"},"modified":"2016-03-24T23:17:50","modified_gmt":"2016-03-24T21:17:50","slug":"dagen-efter-piller","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=581","title":{"rendered":"Dagen efter-piller"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00e4r Maria har beb\u00e5dats<br \/>\nden tjugofemte mars<br \/>\nb\u00f6rjar Jesus kn\u00e5das<br \/>\nJa, herregubevars!<\/p>\n<p>En ov\u00e4lkommen mandel<br \/>\nfr\u00e5n \u00e4ngeln Gabriel<br \/>\natt Josef, Gud och anden<br \/>\ntog sloppy seconds ig\u00e5r kv\u00e4ll<\/p>\n<p>Maria grep sin galje<br \/>\nmen fostret var f\u00f6r sm\u00e5tt<br \/>\nIst\u00e4llet genom svalget<br \/>\nl\u00e4t hon slinka n\u00e5got gott:<\/p>\n<p>Ett dagen efter-piller<br \/>\nhade r\u00e4ddat oss fr\u00e5n Gud<br \/>\nMen tro \u00e4r vetenskapens killer<br \/>\nEj fanns piller hen till buds<\/p>\n<p>Ej piller eller galgar<br \/>\nHur r\u00e4ddar hon sig nu?<br \/>\nSka hon kasta sig till vargar?<br \/>\nNej, ett almanackstabu!<\/p>\n<p>I \u00e5r s\u00e5 firas v\u00e5fflan<br \/>\nsamma dag som Jesus d\u00f6r<br \/>\nN\u00e4r Maria tas p\u00e5 soffan<br \/>\nbankas fr\u00e4lsarkroppen m\u00f6r<\/p>\n<p>Efter Gabbes \u00e4lskogsafton<br \/>\nmed hatten k\u00e4ckt p\u00e5 svaj<br \/>\nrattar hon tv\u00e5tusensexton<br \/>\noch g\u00f6r en kvick McFly<\/p>\n<p>Knappt \u00e4r Gud konceptuerad<br \/>\ninnan han har d\u00f6tt p\u00e5 kors<br \/>\nOm Jesus inte var planerad<br \/>\nska han sopas bort som bosch<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00e4r Maria har beb\u00e5dats den tjugofemte mars b\u00f6rjar Jesus kn\u00e5das Ja, herregubevars! En ov\u00e4lkommen mandel fr\u00e5n \u00e4ngeln Gabriel att Josef, Gud och anden tog sloppy seconds ig\u00e5r kv\u00e4ll Maria grep sin galje men fostret var f\u00f6r sm\u00e5tt Ist\u00e4llet genom svalget l\u00e4t hon slinka n\u00e5got gott: Ett dagen efter-piller hade r\u00e4ddat oss fr\u00e5n Gud Men tro [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[81,102,5,31,77,10,104,103,43,29,38],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=581"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":582,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions\/582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}