{"id":473,"date":"2011-12-12T22:27:01","date_gmt":"2011-12-12T21:27:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=473"},"modified":"2011-12-12T22:28:49","modified_gmt":"2011-12-12T21:28:49","slug":"sagan-om-jesus-och-flatlossen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=473","title":{"rendered":"Sagan om Jesus och flatl\u00f6ssen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jesu kuk var full med lus<br \/>\nkr\u00f6p runt omkring hans task<br \/>\nMed lus i kuk f\u00e5s ingen mus<br \/>\nF\u00f6rmultnar som en mask<\/p>\n<p>Men fr\u00e5n garderoben v\u00e4cks<br \/>\nen s\u00e5ng fr\u00e5n flitens m\u00f6ss<br \/>\nMed en tub med Tenutex<br \/>\nbotar de hans l\u00f6ss<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Vi ska gno med Prioderm<br \/>\nsjunger m\u00f6ssen glatt<br \/>\n&#8211; Askungen fylls upp med sperm<br \/>\nfr\u00e5n Jesu friska tratt<\/p>\n<p>Snart trillar alla l\u00f6ssen av<br \/>\noch det blir dags f\u00f6r pul<br \/>\nOch Askis knullas helt konkav<br \/>\nS\u00e5 firar Jesus jul<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesu kuk var full med lus kr\u00f6p runt omkring hans task Med lus i kuk f\u00e5s ingen mus F\u00f6rmultnar som en mask Men fr\u00e5n garderoben v\u00e4cks en s\u00e5ng fr\u00e5n flitens m\u00f6ss Med en tub med Tenutex botar de hans l\u00f6ss &#8211; Vi ska gno med Prioderm sjunger m\u00f6ssen glatt &#8211; Askungen fylls upp med sperm [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,42,6,100],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=473"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":476,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473\/revisions\/476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}