{"id":47,"date":"2008-03-30T17:29:45","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T16:29:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/algebra.klot.net\/2008\/03\/30\/jesus-och-polisen\/"},"modified":"2008-03-30T17:29:45","modified_gmt":"2008-03-30T16:29:45","slug":"jesus-och-polisen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=47","title":{"rendered":"Jesus och polisen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus var en sann buddhist<br \/>\np\u00e5 fritiden en glad nudist<br \/>\nhan visade s\u00e5 glatt sin snopp<br \/>\natt polisen sade stopp!<\/p>\n<p>H\u00e4r f\u00e5r du ej visa din lem<br \/>\nska du vara naken f\u00e5r du g\u00e5 hem<br \/>\nd\u00e5 blev Jesus genast vr\u00e5ng<br \/>\noch brast ut i andlig s\u00e5ng:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Den helige anden och Buddha<br \/>\nbrukade varandras k\u00f6n nudda<br \/>\ndom skapade en helig pakt<br \/>\ngenom en rituell sexakt&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Polisen blev d\u00e5 genast r\u00e4dd<br \/>\np\u00e5 detta var han ej beredd<br \/>\ndet rubbade hans v\u00e4rldsbalans<br \/>\n&#8220;Vet hut! En hednisk allians!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Men Jesus skrattade och log<br \/>\nl\u00e5tsades att han f\u00f6rstod<br \/>\ngreppade med tv\u00e5handsgrepp<br \/>\nstyrspaken i sitt rymdskepp<\/p>\n<p>Sen fl\u00f6g han utom r\u00e4ckh\u00e5ll<br \/>\nutan n\u00e5gon som helst kontroll<br \/>\nSiktade p\u00e5 polisens h\u00f6gkvarter<br \/>\nsen fanns jorden aldrig mer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus var en sann buddhist p\u00e5 fritiden en glad nudist han visade s\u00e5 glatt sin snopp att polisen sade stopp! H\u00e4r f\u00e5r du ej visa din lem ska du vara naken f\u00e5r du g\u00e5 hem d\u00e5 blev Jesus genast vr\u00e5ng och brast ut i andlig s\u00e5ng: &#8220;Den helige anden och Buddha brukade varandras k\u00f6n nudda [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}