{"id":272,"date":"2010-05-20T18:57:06","date_gmt":"2010-05-20T16:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=272"},"modified":"2010-05-20T18:57:36","modified_gmt":"2010-05-20T16:57:36","slug":"a-religious-visit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=272","title":{"rendered":"A religious visit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A nicely dressed man rang on my bell<br \/>\nhe told me about Jesus (about heaven and hell)<br \/>\nHe really was a magnificent fella<br \/>\nwe started singing gospels (acapella)<\/p>\n<p>After a while he asked me to come along<br \/>\nto preach the gospel (so i brought my bong)<br \/>\nI told him how to use it to smoke<br \/>\n(this guy was such a splendid bloke)<\/p>\n<p>Later that evening we met Marley<br \/>\nwith Jesus (riding on the back of a Harley)<br \/>\nThis was the best night of my life<br \/>\n(but it ended quickly by Judas knife)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A nicely dressed man rang on my bell he told me about Jesus (about heaven and hell) He really was a magnificent fella we started singing gospels (acapella) After a while he asked me to come along to preach the gospel (so i brought my bong) I told him how to use it to smoke [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,108,107,110,5,109],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":274,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions\/274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}