{"id":263,"date":"2010-03-25T20:49:50","date_gmt":"2010-03-25T19:49:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=263"},"modified":"2010-03-26T20:50:44","modified_gmt":"2010-03-26T19:50:44","slug":"eufemismens-skote-marie-bebadelsedag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=263","title":{"rendered":"I eufemismens sk\u00f6te: Marie beb\u00e5delsedag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Knullas den som knullas b\u00f6r<br \/>\nKnulla innan Jesus d\u00f6r<br \/>\nTy annars bryts ju tidens g\u00e5ng<br \/>\ns\u00e5 fram med redbar Josefst\u00e5ng<\/p>\n<p>Kryp nu bara under filten<br \/>\nOm nio m\u00e5nar kommer pilten<br \/>\nDet \u00e4r br\u00e5ttom, inget pj\u00e5sk<br \/>\nVi vill ju hinna fira p\u00e5sk<\/p>\n<p>Om 30 \u00e5r s\u00e5 b\u00f6rjar seden<br \/>\ns\u00e5 se nu till att f\u00e5 in veden<br \/>\nGnugga tills det blir friktion<br \/>\nS\u00e4nd s\u00e4den som en postiljon<\/p>\n<p>Sen skyller vi p\u00e5 Gabriel<br \/>\nen \u00e4ngel som \u00e4r j\u00e4ttesn\u00e4ll<br \/>\nAtt han har kommit med Guds bud<br \/>\noch gjort mig till en Kristi brud<\/p>\n<p>Josef, du \u00e4r v\u00e4ldigt snabb<br \/>\nJag \u00e4r befruktad med Guds grabb<br \/>\nTack vare s\u00e4den i din nors<br \/>\nKan Jesus d\u00f6 p\u00e5 romerskt kors<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knullas den som knullas b\u00f6r Knulla innan Jesus d\u00f6r Ty annars bryts ju tidens g\u00e5ng s\u00e5 fram med redbar Josefst\u00e5ng Kryp nu bara under filten Om nio m\u00e5nar kommer pilten Det \u00e4r br\u00e5ttom, inget pj\u00e5sk Vi vill ju hinna fira p\u00e5sk Om 30 \u00e5r s\u00e5 b\u00f6rjar seden s\u00e5 se nu till att f\u00e5 in veden [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,31,32,104,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}