{"id":212,"date":"2009-07-05T03:06:15","date_gmt":"2009-07-05T01:06:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=212"},"modified":"2009-07-05T16:46:44","modified_gmt":"2009-07-05T14:46:44","slug":"sagan-om-jesus-och-den-tjocke-kungen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=212","title":{"rendered":"Sagan om Jesus och den tjocke kungen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus skulle g\u00e5 p\u00e5 bal<br \/>\nmen hade skit i sin anal<br \/>\ns\u00e5 han kl\u00e4mde ut sin stol<br \/>\ni kungens gyllne swimmingpool<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e4r kungen tog sitt morgonbad<br \/>\nblev kungen inte n\u00e5digt glad<br \/>\nTy han fick sig ett varmt dopp<br \/>\ni Jesu heliga avlopp<\/p>\n<p>Som vanligt med v\u00e5r majest\u00e4t<br \/>\nh\u00e5ller inte r\u00f6ven t\u00e4t<br \/>\nAtt Jesus hunnit bajsat f\u00f6rst<br \/>\ngav kungen bara t\u00e4vlingst\u00f6rst<\/p>\n<p>Han k\u00e4nde hur hans tarm blev tr\u00e4ngd<br \/>\noch bajsade bass\u00e4ngens l\u00e4ngd<br \/>\nBajs forsar ut ur kungens prupp<br \/>\nn\u00e4r han simmar ner och upp<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e4r kungen \u00f6ppnat upp sin d\u00f6rr<br \/>\nkr\u00e4mar han som aldrig f\u00f6rr<br \/>\nHan gav Jesus massivt d\u00e4ng<br \/>\noch fyllde hela sin bass\u00e4ng<\/p>\n<p>Men som alltid med v\u00e5r kunglighet<br \/>\nfick ingen veta vem som sket<br \/>\nMen det \u00e4r den som \u00e4ter mest<br \/>\nsom kan bajsa som en h\u00e4st<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus skulle g\u00e5 p\u00e5 bal men hade skit i sin anal s\u00e5 han kl\u00e4mde ut sin stol i kungens gyllne swimmingpool N\u00e4r kungen tog sitt morgonbad blev kungen inte n\u00e5digt glad Ty han fick sig ett varmt dopp i Jesu heliga avlopp Som vanligt med v\u00e5r majest\u00e4t h\u00e5ller inte r\u00f6ven t\u00e4t Att Jesus hunnit bajsat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[76,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=212"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}