{"id":122,"date":"2008-10-27T18:10:50","date_gmt":"2008-10-27T16:10:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=122"},"modified":"2009-05-23T16:34:08","modified_gmt":"2009-05-23T14:34:08","slug":"noas-100e-narkoman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/?p=122","title":{"rendered":"Noas 100:e narkoman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus sprudlande spermier<br \/>\ndansar i aktern p\u00e5 Noas ark<br \/>\nFyllda av ondska och dj\u00e4vulskap<br \/>\nin i minsta kristen kvark<\/p>\n<p>Doktorander spanar i v\u00e5r rymd<br \/>\nefter tecken p\u00e5 ett dr\u00e5p<br \/>\nf\u00f6r Gud \u00e4r d\u00f6d och kvar \u00e4r blott<br \/>\nett blodigt Hubble-teleskop<\/p>\n<p>D\u00e4r satt han ensam och s\u00e5g ner<br \/>\np\u00e5 f\u00f6r\u00f6delse och domedag<br \/>\nMedans i ett torn i Babel<br \/>\nJeremia ut\u00f6vade tidelag<\/p>\n<p>Fisk \u00e4r fyllt av vitaminer<br \/>\nd\u00e4rf\u00f6r gjorde Jesus fler<br \/>\n1000 lax \u00e5t Jeremia<br \/>\nfisken som b\u00e4st k\u00e4rlek ger<\/p>\n<p>Med ett djur i var hand<br \/>\ntrevar dom saliga ut i kosmos<br \/>\nTill Hubble-telekopets k\u00f6ttkvarn<br \/>\nf\u00f6r att tillreda nattvards-tacos<\/p>\n<p>Jesus var en mexikan<br \/>\nClint Eastwood var en stropp<br \/>\nAlla minns vi Alamo<br \/>\noch Jesu taco-kropp<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesus sprudlande spermier dansar i aktern p\u00e5 Noas ark Fyllda av ondska och dj\u00e4vulskap in i minsta kristen kvark Doktorander spanar i v\u00e5r rymd efter tecken p\u00e5 ett dr\u00e5p f\u00f6r Gud \u00e4r d\u00f6d och kvar \u00e4r blott ett blodigt Hubble-teleskop D\u00e4r satt han ensam och s\u00e5g ner p\u00e5 f\u00f6r\u00f6delse och domedag Medans i ett torn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5,26,67,66,6,61,47],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jesus.klot.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}